1. How long are shipping times?

Products typically ship within 3-4 business days and arrive at your doorstep within a week after that if you live in the United States, and within 2-4 weeks if you live elsewhere.

2. What's your return policy?

If you are unhappy with your order for any reason, please contact us at within 30 days of receipt and we will work with you to exchange, return, or refund your product.

3. Can I cancel my order?

Cancellations are possible if you do not receive your order within the timeframe specified. If the order is in transit upon cancellation, feel free to keep it with our compliments.

4. What happens if I receive the wrong item?

If there's an issue with your order - wrong size, color, defective, or otherwise not what you wanted - simply notify us at and we will process a refund.

5. Are you as funny as you seem to be?

Yes, yes we are.